Not the most frequent blogger i know!

First and foremost i must apologise for the numerous spelling mistakes that will no doubt fill this post. The computer i am using has no symbols on the keys so trying to touch type.

Anyway it has been a long long time since i last wrote. So much has happened that it is going to be almost impossible to summarise it so i have added a few brief notes on what has happened to me below:

I have:

Been propositioned by a ladyboy (twice)
Been offered drugs by tuc tuc drivers at least 100 times
Been offered sex by prostitutes on numerous occasions
Shot 20 bullets out of an AK47
Rode an elephant through the jungle during a thunderstorm
Gone on a 40 hour drinking binge on the day of the full moon party
Been ill twice
Become a qualofied scuba diving
Been scammed on 2 occasions for a total of 24 quid
met so many amazing people
eaten a cockroach
eaten a lizard
eaten a grasshopper
eaten a scorpian
drank cricket wine
woken up in some rather odd places
sworn a life time vendetta against big red ants (they are all bastards and need to die)
entered in to a kebab eating contest
riden a quad bike through rice fields
riden a motorbike in to a tree
drank unimaginable amounts of alcohol.

A brief summary i know. If i had the time i would write about the 300 dollar viagra purchase, the kid attempting to mug us using a pair of scissors, the antics of Sam in Sianoukville, the pissed of my face 3am motorbike ride, the horrendous boat and bus journeys, the choclate cake incident, the woman in Delat who runs a restraunt while off her head on crack, the taking a shit while scuba diving story, the dutch guys who 'didnt know' and amny many more.

Maybe next time aye!