Not the most frequent blogger i know!

First and foremost i must apologise for the numerous spelling mistakes that will no doubt fill this post. The computer i am using has no symbols on the keys so trying to touch type.

Anyway it has been a long long time since i last wrote. So much has happened that it is going to be almost impossible to summarise it so i have added a few brief notes on what has happened to me below:

I have:

Been propositioned by a ladyboy (twice)
Been offered drugs by tuc tuc drivers at least 100 times
Been offered sex by prostitutes on numerous occasions
Shot 20 bullets out of an AK47
Rode an elephant through the jungle during a thunderstorm
Gone on a 40 hour drinking binge on the day of the full moon party
Been ill twice
Become a qualofied scuba diving
Been scammed on 2 occasions for a total of 24 quid
met so many amazing people
eaten a cockroach
eaten a lizard
eaten a grasshopper
eaten a scorpian
drank cricket wine
woken up in some rather odd places
sworn a life time vendetta against big red ants (they are all bastards and need to die)
entered in to a kebab eating contest
riden a quad bike through rice fields
riden a motorbike in to a tree
drank unimaginable amounts of alcohol.

A brief summary i know. If i had the time i would write about the 300 dollar viagra purchase, the kid attempting to mug us using a pair of scissors, the antics of Sam in Sianoukville, the pissed of my face 3am motorbike ride, the horrendous boat and bus journeys, the choclate cake incident, the woman in Delat who runs a restraunt while off her head on crack, the taking a shit while scuba diving story, the dutch guys who 'didnt know' and amny many more.

Maybe next time aye!

First Week in Thailand

Well. I have finally found a few moments (and a place with cheap enough internet) to write my first post. Flew out to tahiland on Friday 22nd and had a hell of a flight. Surrounded by babies and people that stank. Good thing was i met up with a girl called NIki and Heathrow and had a drink and a good caht with her. Was in Bangkok for one night in a hotel near the airport. Met up with some american girls who were teachers in Myanmar and a Guy who ran a dive shop in Bali.

On the SUnday i flew down to Krabi and spen two days there (Watching the football in a local bar - take that you Newcastle rejects). Went to the tiger cave temple the next day whihc has this stunning view from the top of the cliff....only problem being is that you have to climb like 1237 steps which are like 4ft tall each. Trying this when:

1) having no water
2) being really tired from getting in late the night before
3) being sooooooooo hungover is not a good plan. I actually threw up halway there

After that headed on to Railay beach which was stunning. Met a dutch girl called Dorrine, a american girld called Emma and a english guy called Glynn and stayed with them. Did some hiking, drinking, swimming, sandcastle building, rock climbing and bouldering which was awesome. Spent like 4 night there before moving on to Ko Phi Phi to meet this american called Kate and her friend Leif. Cost a fortune to get there and was stayin in a 5 star resort (Kate had managed to swing it for cheap). Was so nice. White sand, warm clear water and sunburn that blisters on my shoulders (now pretty fucked as i cant lift my backpack. Kate was really cool and one night when we were drunk we ended up hooking up outside the bungalow.

Lets just say being naked outside is not a good outside when there are mosquitos around!

In Krabi again now and heading off to Ko Pangnan tomorrow in preperation for the Full Moon Party.

Thailand is Fukin Awesome!